Tips and Tricks on how to avoid awkward moments
1. The Dentist
I find the dentist so awkward, I always find myself licking his finger by accident or biting his finger. I also find myself looking him in the eyes by accident and then he'll look at me. No its too awkward. Ways to avoid this, erm, sit/lay there looking at the light and keep your tongue down and mouth open
2. The "you too" moment
You know that moment when you get your food, or your at the airport and someone tells you "have a nice..." and you reply "you too" and they aren't doing the "..." and you like "ehh" but after that play it smooth and say if you've got food like "you too, ehh, try some" and at the airport say something like "you too, ehh, oh your not coming, I wish you were" and run :)
3. The 57 week like
You know that moment when your stalking someone on instagram and you get really deep and oops you like the picture, don't panic, I have advice for you. Tip one, don't panic and unlike the picture. Tip two, if the person asks why you liked it say, "I was drunk", so you sound somewhat "cool" if its the type of person why will find that "cool." If not blame your friend :)
4. The trip
"The Trip" is a hard one to avoid, as its usually the worlds fault way you trip in the first place bur its the way you play it out that's even harder, you could just let it happen and carry on like nothing happened but someone will point it out and laugh. You could ask trip then shout "I WAS MEANT TO TRIP OK!"so nobody judges you. Another idea would be to just stand still and then run away, nobody will see that coming!
5. The toilet door opening
Right ok, in year 9 I went on a PGL trip with my school, we were camping, there were toilet and I couldn't lock them. I went to the toilet with 2 of my friends and told them to hold the door, I tried to lock it and gave up and went for a wee. In the middle of my wee they wondered if I locked the door (the door was heavy from what i can remember) so they pulled open the door and I was sat there mid wee with my legs in a weird position and trying not to die of embarrassment as there were about 10 other people out there looking at me...
One this to say here, LOCK ALL DOORS!
6. The teacher mum moment
We must of all done it, when your in class and the word mum instead of miss slips out and everyone takes the mic for the next year. Well to avoid this, just dont call your mum "mum" call her. her name. It might annoy her but that's all the fun...
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